If you're seeing this, then... you're seeing it. That's about all I have to say. No, wait, I have to say that I did this without any help from a spell-checker. Yes, indeed. Oh, and resize this. I dare you.

Alright. Now that's that's over, you're wondering why you're here. Well, so am I. Why are you here? Who invited you? I don't remember giving out memberships to this exclusive club... Ah well, consider yourself an honourary member. But misbehave, and you'll get a punt out quicker then you can say balderdash.

The real question? What IS this place? Well, it's a personal website. In fact, it's the personal website of a professional web dsigner, among other things. Why? Why would someone with dozens of great sites on the web want another one? Basically, because I can say whatever I want here. There's a few things to get off my chest first.

1. If you're using Internet Explorer (for any system), you're not seeing this page correctly. Yep, that's it. Why? It's because Microsoft DOES NOT fully support CSS1, and support next to nothing of CSS2 (even though they claim to support them). If you're using the superior platform, the Macintosh, and using OSX (10.2 or later), I'd suggest using Safari. Of course, if you're using OSX, you're probably already using it. 10.1.5? Use Camino. If you're stuck using a roommate's computer, or unlucky enough to think that your PC is "all that", You're in worse shape. However, I'd suggest Netscape 7.1.
2. This page is provided AS IS. No one's playing me for this. That means occasionally, I'll use it to test out some new technology that isn't fully realized yet (like CSS1 by Microsoft). You might find (although I doubt it) a broken link or two, maybe a broken image. Live with it. More likely, you'll find a lack of coherence. Deal with that, too. As well, I'm under no obligation ot update this. Look down, and you'll see when this page was last updated. If I'm busy, this might not see a lot of updates. If I have some time to try out some new crazy idea, you'll probably se a lot more. I might have fifteeen updates in a single day, or none for months. Spelling, as well, is completely optional on my part.
3. Also, I'm not always on my computer (i.e. I have a life). So the dynamic stuff might not always be completely right. If your life depends on knowing with 100% certianty that I'm actually listening to the track it displays below, I'd suggest seeking professional help.