COMPARE
If you watch both long enough, you'll lose brain cells.
Both have too little air time with far too many commercials.

Both have 30 extra channels, but none of the 3 you want

CONTRAST
TV is entertaining
TV supposedly has "educational programming" then again, so does David, -ed programs
TV comes in color or black and white, David only comes in white
The TV never seems to be loud enough, David does